I have found the one flaw to the great pride I took as a guy to not have to sit down to pee...having to sneeze while peeing.
Why does Corona taste like a burp?
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
Sorry about last night..I didnt realize how drunk you were and when I closed the door it caused you to slam into the mirror...you'll probably piece together the puzzle when you read this and see your hand.
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I woke up wearing nothing but 7 partially eaten candy necklaces. Only one was around my neck. Don't even try to tell me I don't need plan B.
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
i had confetti in my bra
i still find it in random places like a shoe or my car. that week haunts me
I just had some guy offer to eat me out on my lunch break... I think single life is getting better everyday
But life isn't just all about getting drunk & eating chicken strips.
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It's great having no responsibilities. In normal life I would be freaking the fuck out right about now. But the only worry I have from last night is where i got this shower caddy full of cookies. God I love college.
School starts Thursday. Don't fling yourself out of the car to throw up screaming "classy" before I park this time.
It's a new year.
i think the realest test of our friendship is how hot your sister looks right now
Science requires me to take a picture of your nipples.
I have 3 vacation days left and I'm guarding them like a gay dragon on a pile of gold dildos molded after celebrities.
Smaug the FABULOUS
I have two bottles of emergency tequila stashed under my desk at work.
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