i may or may not be watching the land before time
everyone is single if you try hard enough
I may or may not have screamed I'M ON A BOAT while having sex...on a boat. I think I was born to have sex with him.
took acid and went on safebus. all the lights were off except the adds. swear to god it was a submarine
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i just walked into thanksgiving and three people in a row asked me who i was. really?
So I guess I passed out face first on the ground while trying to grill last night
You kept throwing bottles at the dorm across the courtyard and when anyone told you to stop you just said "who are you? Al Gore?"
He kept waking up periodically throughtout the night to bit my ear and pass back out.
DO NOT EAT ONE OF DONOVANS WEED RICE CRISPIES. I REPEAT DO NOT EAT IF YOU VALUE YOUR EYE BALLS
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Dude squirt doesnt even begin to describe it i thought she was the lost portal to atlantis with how much she let out
You were too drunk yesterday to deal with me crying so I am too drunk to deal with logic.
She wouldnt stop trying to stick her finger in my ass. I wish she wasnt so hot
I need to wash the frat house off of me
... and this time i WILL NOT make out with anyone dressed as batman.
ugh, my whole family is going ape shit over my sister's pregnancy blog. I dont get it? Anyone can get knocked up! I had rebound sex with a new york ranger last night, now that is something to fucking blog about.
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