we're blogging at a bar
Sandra Bullock looks like the most recent Michael Jackson
I think I can smell my own vagina right now
It was literally the size of a half eaten tic tac.
New drinking game: take a shot everytime Jay-Z is played during the NFL draft.
just wondering who decided to put a cup of throw up in my fridge
sitting on the counter. eating honey. crying, because coldplay sounds beautiful on the radio. highhhhh as the sky
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
What the fuck could you be doing in that room to make her yell "Beginners Luck!" over and over again?
I NEED YOU TO TELL ME ITS OKAY TO BE THIS HIGH
Yes
O.K.
Trying to roll joints on a seadoo in the middle of a lake on a windy night. -Juststonerthings
Just remember that no one else gets to suck his dick but you, feel honored. It's like the Olympic torch of life is being passed off to you and it's your time to run
Sometimes I refuse to go through a door until someone holds it open for me because I'm a fucking lady.
Good new is, my parents are alive. Better news they will be in the hospital all weekend. Best news is im having a house party. All weekend.
She squirted. We were both surprised. I'm that good.
Randomize
