i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
im gay
i know
yea but for you.
I wonder who the first pervert was, and if he would be proud of me for advancing his art form by so much
I can't wait to see you, I've been doing mouth stretches for the past 2 days
I said i love rain, just to change the subject, and he said 'id like to do it in the rain'. Dear lord. He doesnt stop
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
i just did the math...im a product of my mothers birthday sex
We lived together for a year and neither of us knew we were both gay.
You peed in my camelbak and said it was a reverse catheter. Not cool.
First and foremost she's my friend, but she's also a mistake I make when I'm drunk
I think that thing where I have 2 boyfriends is happening again
Waking up at a teachers house is a very confusing thing
I got a snap of someone jumping off a light pole. Was that you? Please confirm or deny. #onWisconsin
Happy 4 year arrest-aversary! I promise no thanksgiving has been as eventful as that one haha..
If those panties could talk.
"Once upon a time, Jenny got chlamydia from a magician. The end."
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