hey can you give me head? jesse told me that you're really good
who is this?
jesse's little brother
Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
at first i was worried but she assured me her frail vegan body would have no chance at conception.
she literally hasn't taken the mardi gras beads off in three days. she showered in them. TWICE.
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I am unable to type or say "unprotected, receptive anal sex" with a straight face. clearly, HIV was a poor research paper topic choice.
Take my keys. Load me into the vehicle. Drive. Get food. Come back. These are my demands.
my mom just left...time to break out that water bottle of wine that I sewed into my teddy bear
If her puking on your pool table is her sign of a good night, it's time to intervene.
Need. Hospital. Physically am floating.
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I got really upset at the McDonald's worker. They should serve nuggets 24/7. Apparently 5am is breakfast for some people.
Wanna show up on a guy's doorstep and punch him in the balls for me? At least this one isn't a cop.
I masturbated to my balding thirty-something co-worker last night. I am a new level of lonely.
Either he pets my cat or this deal is null
Doug the spinning teacher gave me chlyamdia
Was just at a stoplight and some kid was smoking a blunt and we smiled at him and he offered to pass it between cars... Only in Rockford
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