I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
Just because you're using the Hipstamatic app for your nude photo taking, it doesn't make your drunken blowjob pics any classier.
It got awkward when the girl working at planned parenthood continued to hit on me, after she knew about my STDs.
He's having a heart to heart coversation with the keg about what he should do with his life.
I just saw her shopping list. The only things on it are blackberries, hot fudge and condoms. I almost don't wanna know. Almost.
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
My judgement was not "clouded". My judgement was in the midst of a fucking hurricane or something ridiculous.
He put my hand on his penis and said welcome home.
I have decided that today will be all about indulgence and hedonism.
I wore heels to a golf store in hopes of getting laid. I've hit a new all time low.
Tackling and headbutting friends, running away and hiding from everyone, attempting to streak across campus, and then waking up with no sign of a hangover... happy 21 to me
I keep finding Kraft singles in his pockets. Honestly, this is the weirdest family I've ever worked for.
Spent tonight painting strippers in camo.
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
Can you come over?
Sex??
Sure but there’s also a squirrel in my garage I need you to take care of.
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