You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
my vag is so smooth its legendary
Were making a bet for which twin will relapse while in rehab. I'm going for the chubbier one
We were sitting in my backseat and he just kept biting me and telling me we weren't at the zoo...
I clipped one of my extensions in his hair to give him a rat tail. What is my life?
I'm sitting here bra-less eating jalepeno candied bacon. You know you want this.
Coming.
You know what would make this walk of shame even better? Picking up my cap n gown on the way to my car
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
That hot guy just got to class and he's eating a bagel sandwich. I dunno which I'm more attracted to
WHEN YOU HAVE SEX WITH A GUY FROM A DIFFERENT COUNTRY YOURE SUPPOSED TO NEVER SEE THEM AGAIN
I couldn't even tell you how many times I've said "wrong hole" today
One less thong to worry about.
One less *thing! But probably that too.
i feel like if we ever had babies together they would just be drunk all the time
Vagina status: the swelling is going down.
Started dabbing in blow again because he always hated that I did it. Yuh I’m doing drugs but at least I’m doing me?
Randomize
