She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
i just got arrested. apparently dont move means dont move.
I GOT MY PERIOD!
damn. i had names picked out.
soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
I'm not gonna lie; I was dosed with mushrooms and am eating pickles with a guy in all white. It's weird, but I'm down. Help.
I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
Bad news: I found out that girl you want has a boyfriend. Good news: she'll probably cheat on him with you. Better news: after seeing the way she treats him, that's the most interaction you're going to want with her anyway. Trust me.
Do I really need this much space in my mouth?
Are you already high?
Watch out, there's a giant vagina in the quad running around screaming at people.
I'm eating taquitos in the bathtub at 5:30 am. What a great end to the night
If you recall, I made a Zoolander reference almost immediately after you pulled out of me the first time we had sex.
Dick is dick
Look decision making is not my specialty
Which is why I just spent $33 on a breakfast sandwich coffee and hash browns
If the people you’re with use the word tequila in a sentence with phrases like hair of the dog or breakfast of champions...run awsy
He’s got a big dick and a big ego. This could be fun
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