Just got booed while taking a piss and asked if I 'call that a penis.' Get me the fuck out nf yankee stadium.
so i woke up on my toliet naked backwards. good night.
I got otter pops to cool the beers, it's an all around better idea.
How do I tell if what I'm covered in is pee or cum?
i've really grown. sober me left an alarm for me every 10 minutes that said NO FAT CHICKS!
dude. im stealing that.
You sat on my knee, like Santa, while I peed.
Oh my god. He likes it up the butt. But loves womanly support. Omg. Its bad. Its bad. Ive had too much whiskey for this to be ANYthing except bad.
In conversation she brought up that she slept with Tucker Max on the UF football field
I mean, I love her. But not "I'll have a threesome with her." Type of love.
it was good, but also weird. like, i came four times and then cried weird.
If my mom's not going to offer me drugs then it's really pointless for me to be here.
When you're high, you dance like an injured velociraptor.
I think he should just go away to a small penis island and never come back
Threw up in hyvee parking lot. Thanksgiving shopping complete.
Chili is not acceptable fuck buddy food.
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