I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
How do I recover from singing "your body is a wonderland" on his voicemail?
Some girl next to me in class is making a list of whta to pack for spring break & it was a normal list until she put birth control in all caps w/ stars around it
the only compliment i could think of for this chick was that she looked 'moderately attractive'
So, I'm tripsitting Ruben cause he's on LSD, and he's starting to eat the chair because 'it is evil' according to him... I can't choose: should I stop him or film it?
We're taking a shot every time Landon Donovan takes a shot. It's clever, sort of.
I found my grandmother's vibrator, how was your day?
I can't decide if this outfit makes me look like a pirate. I also can't decide if I care if it does.
We discussed how many times we've passed out during sex. The answers may shock you.
I knew how blacked out you were when you started doing that thing where you dance around and call yourself the Black Swan.
I’m a lady. I promise I won’t oogle your junk when we go skinny dipping.
I just found a contact in my phone named "Nick from The Party". Who's nick?
His mom just pulled off a quadruple cockblock. I'm not sure if I'm mad or impressed?
We hotboxed his bathroom. going to be a good night
Hotbox went wrong - smoke sets off fire alarm. Firefighters coming
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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