And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
I'm pretty sure she sent a group text out saying that I was the one to get with her last night and sorry to everyone who didnt make it.
Honestly it was an honor just to be nominated.
at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
No period for spring break; use this wisely.
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Woke up this morning to my mom on the phone with my dad saying, "It's probably just your prostate." Reasons to move out. Go.
my greatest accomplishment from the city of diplomacy is that i puked at a table of 5 diplomats and my professor and NONE OF THEM NOTICED
Cause I came home. Im covered in green marker and jack daniels. Theres a taco and the words "we went to Mexico" on my wrist. Im a walking abomination.
Just stared at a tree for a solid 5 minutes because I thought a German Shepard was perched on a limb.
My gut is currently telling me that Jesus did not intend for us to eat shrimp pad thai on Easter
Is this a considering it or regretting it text?
I just shit out what feels like an entire shrimp with claws and all. You tell me.
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one more hour of this work bullshit and I'm off to get high with your cat.
I made out with a guy so that I could get ahead in the bathroom line, totally acceptable
Was just told that I slept on the counter using a loaf of bread as a pillow. Clearly my life is going well.
Someone messaged me on POF and wished me a Happy International Women's Day. Why do I even bother anymore?
I turn into such a nice and loving person when I take Vicodin
I HAVE A TEST I'M SORRY YOUR UN SUCKED DICK ISN'T MY FIRST CONCERN
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