At Coney Island the sign for the rollercoaster The Cyclone says, "Make sure your glasses and weave are secure."
what did you hear about me?
that you are a very nice girl and a pleasure to be around
that was hard to say and not laugh
i dont think my parents would of encouraged me to save years of birthday money if they knew what i would eventually spend it on
yeah, that's what i said too. right before i tackled that street sign.
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omg dinner turned into a foam party this is weiriiid
At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...
I've got my wine, though it wasnt very good so I threw a sour patch kid in it
So immediately after we finished having sex she started singing, "The Circle of Life", put her clothes on and then just left. I think I'm in love.
I blacked out at work again... Except this time my boss watched me throw up by the bus stop and some woman let me sleep on her shoulder for an hour. Why does this keep happening?
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I solemnly swear I will not get your boyfriend puke in public drunk again
Dude I swear I'm scooping human shit out of the litter boxes. What the fuck happened last night?
Can't find my wig, my underwear, or my dignity. Halloween 2016
Yeah I know my dick is weird, but I've surprisingly had a lot of fun with it.
Sometimes, it’s important to take a moment and kinkshame yourself.
Was picked up in the middle of a bar full of people...apparently I'm not tall enough to reach for drunken makeouts. I'm proud of myself.
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