On a scale of one to Chris Brown, how angry are you?
i just walked in on him masterbating..to a picture of me. that definitely has to be true love.
Just passed a guy passed out on a riding lawn mower in his front yard.
Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
drunk old tina is grateful for 14 yr old tina for placing glow-in-the-dark stickers on my light switch...just avoided so many injuries
I decided that Calgary can keep my underwear. They earned it.
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
This day sucks. I just wanna play ostrich and bury my head in your boobs.
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
Yes but funny for a 45 year old hell bent on reliving her college days by giving body shots and hand jobs. Not necessarily in that order
On my way home from the dentist. Was going to call and see if you would like to wake and bake, then remembered my sister is an adult
Last night at a party someone grabbed my ass so I just fucking punched them in the face then went home and ate a frozen pizza
Apparently when cookies are around I think of myself as a puppy and reward myself for everything #WhoIsAGoodBoy
not only was there glitter in the toilet after i peed, but there was some on the toilet paper after i wiped. this cant be healthy.
This is the best 30th birthday ever. In a Motel 6 drinking a shower beer and sending slow-mo dick helicopter videos to you.
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