I'm convinced her vagina is similar to chernobyl, but I want to visit it for the novelty value anyway.
shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
don't thank me. stop putting your penis in foreign objects.
I don't know if the fire truck was perfect timing or if she actually burned something down.
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
I still don't understand how I went from crying to blowing you in like two minutes.
St Patricks Day is not the day you decide to have a sober epiphany.
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
he got mad becuase i made more noise when he gave me a back massage then i do when we actually have sex
She told me she gets scared easily and that I had to protect her. Then I made a condom joke that ended up making her cry... All bad dude
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
I don't know if your celebrity crush has ever asked you for nudes, but it's fucking awesome
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
My butthole probably tastes like a Cinnabon right now
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