If it looks like I didn't change from last night, it's because I didn't.
yeah...i noticed he pets people when he's drunk. It's odd.
coming out of a blackout being surrounded by Disney police was not as awesome as it sounds.
remind me again why lemons and alcohol in the crock pot is a bad idea?
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Nothing like pulling a bottle of vodka out of your purse at 7am in the security line to make your fellow passengers uncomfortable...
she shotgunned a can of v8, threw the can on the ground and said, "fuck bitches get money" then passed out on the spot
Two shots of gin says this is gonna be a sloppy lab write up.
Her family was right next to mine during christmas eve mass. Between the terrifying glares and her trying to set my sleeve on fire during the candle part I am VERY sure she knows im fucking her ex...
He deadlifted me and I came just a little at the apex
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Just had to kick my 26 yr old boyfriend out of my bed before getting the kids up for school. Have I mentioned being 41 doesn't suck as much as all the hype.
I didn't know what to say so I just sent him a chicken emoji
Your mankini haunted my dreams.
Weddings might be fun but they are not getting fucked in the wilderness fun.
You can’t homewreck what the Lord hath brought together.
Bootycalls can't go limp that's like against the law
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