her eyes looked like someone had poured fruit punch in them. needless to say we had a good time.
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
Someone will be leaving this trip either pregnant or devastated.
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
Just beat my spinning in office chair record. Almost puked. Totally worth it.
Because you stood over the Ice luge screaming STONE COLD and poured beer on everyone
Watermelon juice. Makes everything better. Gin. Wine. EVERYTHING.
I decided to let him keep the rest of my good weed as an "I'm sorry for being a drunk ass ho" consolation prize.
Oh yeah and one of the strippers brought you chips and water when you were passes out next to the toilet. So that was nice
So you drank bourbon with cough syrup?
I still had a cough. It only makes sense
He said I was doing well, so I stopped mid blow job to compliment his grammar. You could say I like intellectuals
SINCE WHEN WAS USING A FROZEN WATER BOTTLE ATTACHED TO A ROPE AS A THROWING WEAPON A GOOD IDEA??
So you'd go straight for a fat chick with cheese on her tits?
Yes.
So I just got motorboated by my grandma…
Only you would make Mario Party a contact sport.
And you owe me a new pair of switch controllers.
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