i have the same doorman on the day shift as the guyi shacked with has on the night shift. he just laughed at me when i came home this AM. FML
I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
I just spit my fake tooth out at a customer. I think he thought it was my bubble gum though so it's ok.
He passed out on the floor and you kept hitting him in the dick and screaming "hammer of justice".
Osama's death just kick started our Cinco de mayo celebration. Margaritas for anyone wearing red white and blue!
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
I can't. I think his penis is about to take out a restraining order against me.
Hah no, But it might feel like water boarding to my soul
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
Well I can't be held accountable to know every which time you slid a finger here or slid a finger there. I'm way too busy getting close to climaxing to document these things.
I'm honored that you could tear yourself away from your girlfriend's vagina long enough to text me.
It's the eve of Christ's birthday and I'm sending pictures of my tits
Im at a south american orphan benefit auction drinking stoli in a coffee mug, this is what my life has become, thanks a lot community college
THERE ARE LEGITLY 4 SEPARATE BITE MARKS ON MY DICK. WHAT. THE. FUCK.
Legitimately*
Go fuck yourself
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