we didnt fuck last night. again. seriously, his place is like where dreams go to die.
we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
He took a banana and in front of everyone showed her how he wanted it done.
The stripper on stage Is eating a mozzarella stick while on the pole....that's a new level of I don't give a fuck
The German just referred to my vagina as the Great Barrier Reef and that he was going to go diving in it.
New fuck buddy and long time fuck buddy are carpooling home for thanksgiving. #10hrconvoaboutmyblowjobskills
I just put on underwear fresh outta the dryer and it's like tiny Angels are giving them warm supportive hugs all over
The only joy I have here is being able to shit with the door open.
I feel awful. The bartender added me on Facebook and there's chips all over the bathroom floor
I was thrusting to the beat of Felix Navidad..
Dude, seriously, fucking stop introducing me as "Thomas, with the dick piercing." you are the worst wingman ever.
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
Somehow I don't think offering me edibles is what dad meant by checking in on me
They're the hard candy kind!
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