Swine flu. Run for my life!
I just fired a shotgun out of the back of a truck going 60. i am going to miss oregon.
you know what would be great? if dirt tasted like steak and could get you drunk.
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
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I'm not gonna not go for it, she's foreign and pulled a shotglass out of her thong.
I'm pretty sure we put the facepaint on during whippets
Just crossed the line from casual pregrame to public intoxication. Shotgunning in a bus shelter.
110% paid for our cab with a lap dance
Hurry there's four guys dressed up as a bachelorette party, one has a condom veil and the rest are selling candy bouquets and asking if anyone wants to get laid for $5
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You know what, don't even answer. Just promise me you'll go to the Corner of Shame when you get home.
When was the last time you wore pants?
Time is relative.
And pants are optional.
Come over. And we'll put iced coffee in the bong.
I'm to childless and to single to be asking myself why I'm so sticky
I am going to bedazzle the shit out of your Basilisk costume.
I feel like I have the I just lost my virginity face and everyone at the grocery store knows it.
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