But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
they need to just BURY HIM!
I walked in on him cutting a hole in the condom.
I just mixed tequila and nyquil in front of dad. hes making ambulance jokes but let me tell you its DELICIOUSSS
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
He kept saying 'your mouth is Amazing' even after I was on his dick.
you were leaning against the vending machine asking if there was a shower you could puke in.
Her mom caught her drunk streaking when she was 12. Of course she's perfect for me.
That's cause you yelled across the parking lot you wanted to eat her out
Leaving your birthday party to engage in a threesome IS allowed. I checked the rule book.
The problem with having sex on the couch is that your blanket ends up in the laundry and you're left cold on the couch the next day.
I am going to go Miley Cyrus crazy if I don't get sex soon
Headline in the alligator: young zeta goes berserk after lack of sex and is found naked swinging from wrecking ball on university ave, refuses to get down until sex partner is found
Like seriously, I would not be going if there wasn't pizza
You don't understand. This boy has the Mona Lisa of cocks.
If the amount of time the owner spent looking at my tits is any indication, I’d say I can probably sleep my way to the top
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