Sweetheart, you've always been a horrid bitch...
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
I think I can smell my own vagina right now
I wiped a tear off her cheek with my boner. It cheered her up
I just withdrew $200 in ones. I think the teller knew what was up
I just bought a vibrating toothbrush with my parents FSA insurance card because I'm too broke for a vibrator. New.Level.Of.Low.
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
I briefly wondered why they weren't in school, but after the tinier one shouted "check out dem titties!" I had my answer
it'll be like the batcave but for manwhores
Yea. You cant just squeeze my balls. They are sensitive
Voted patient of the month again at the urgent care. I need to rethink my life choices.
Ima go for a jog. and I'm going to jog until I throw up a lung. then I'll crawl home.
How do I politely say my vagina is not a chew toy and if you bite me again I will slap you?
You could say take it easy, whoa there, be gentle, anything that doesn't fully convey the horror.
Just know I'm having fun but I still have my motor functions.
She unfriended me four minutes after we fucked. That must be some sort of record.
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