Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
sometimes you just have to masturbate at your friend's house.
Can you tell me why I have pubes stuck in my teeth?
Graduating is kinda bittersweet. Now I'm gonna have to find another excuse to day-drink and sleep until 3pm besides "I'm in college."
Sitting here wishing there were men in my life.
me too. too bad ive decided to fill that hole with cookie dough, closing the door to future men one fat cell at a time.
The last thing I remember is yelling "ill handle this" while wearing a lion suit and holding a jug of vodka when the RAs came
We are casual work acquaintances that occasionally fuck when the urge strikes. CWATOFWTUS. I know FWB rolls off the tongue better but it is what it is.
im really going to miss that car, so many blow jobs...
He said he had a problem he needed to take care of before we got omelets and then showed me his erection.
Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
I think we should have realized the night was going to be nuts when it started with a bum dying in front of my house.
2 girls slept in my bed with me. 3 more girls slept on a mattress on my floor. The furthest I got was cuddling. Here's my man card.
Dude you were so wasted you thought a fake electric candle was real and tried to light your cig with it. Multiple times.
its Niagara falls. its like international waters. You can get away with anything there
Do plants get herpes?
who is this
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