He was in me and said I can't believe this happened because of facebook. MOOD KILLER.
sorry we overslept. have a good day at work. p.s. thanks for making it feel like my vagina got hit by a train.
Those people having sex on the beach kept looking over at you guys throwing his shoes at the seagulls.
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Ok now a guy in a winnie the pooh costume is grinding on some chick to the song shots
when the officer asked him if he had been drinking, he just goes, "yeah, you?" then falls onto the table.
We can't BOTH have terrible sex lives. Get fucked or throw him out.
Last night I woke up and the national rep of his frat was sucking my toe.
Some guy just ordered at Cosmo and 2 screwdrivers in the sky club at 8:30 am. I'm starting to feel a lot better about my alcoholism
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Idk I'm sorry it's weird to ask for testimonials on your penis
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
Got 2 free lines of blow from some random guys on the side of 13th street.....how's your Sunday going?
Yeah I don't think your wife thinks it's a good thing that you're fucking your cousin.
I was legit late to work one day Bc it took me so long to get a good nude
I just want to see you and express my feelings in a drunken manner, but in a sweet way like my english accent.
Randomize