Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
so explain again why im purple
no
I'm drive I can fine osifer
I saved him in my fone as special pumba. he was just pumba but then he found me drugs
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Watching Miami Social reminded me of how much I miss snorting coke with burger king straws in a life guard hut on the beach until we noticed someone was drowning.
Did you save them?
Who?
I just wiped my vajayjay with snow. Bad idea.
please hurry. your mom just evil laughed to herself in the kitchen like she's plotting my death.
when your friendship is based on dead babies and vodka there is a delicate balance. lesson learned. for what its worth, you are still my number one.
It went from cuddling and watching blood diamond to watching the three of them snort an entire $80 bag of blow off the coffee table
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when i got home i made myself toast with butter & put pasta on it. I know this cause it's all over my bed.
... Already stepped in vomit and got a dirty look from a fat in a neck brace
Hey hey, in my defense we were just suppose to watch Disney movies from a blanket fort with beer and nachos. I was I suppose to know it would end in tears?
Do you know how to get blood out of tile grout?
We have a nice shopping list..vibrators and roller blades
Priorities
I came home and drank a bottle of wine in the bathtub. I have AMAZING coping skills!!
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