Pretty sure somebody just said 'I used to have a nipple'
that's awkward
I don't remember him, but he's saved in my phone as "uh oh zbt"
I have seen more male genitalia at this party tonight than I ever want to see again in my entire life.
He's playing farmville on his phone while puking over the toilet..
I don't know what happened to get you in this mentality. This time last year your were ass up on a hotel bathroom counter getting licked by a stranger.
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
It's a drunk scavenger hunt.
Everything on the list counts for double points if done naked.
HE'S LICKING FROSTING OFF OF THE EIGHTEEN YEAR OLD BOY
I stirred my drink with a butcher knife. His roomate keeps giving me dirty looks
Like what do you want from me
Who's the easier target... Bandages on the knees, tramp stamp, or bra showing? Not in the mood to work for it tonight.
Would it be inappropriate to send a friend request to the sheriff that fingerprinted me last night???
Check snapchat. Selfie game still on point mid vomit.
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
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