pretty sure i remember announcing that i lost my virginity to that brad paisley song when it came on during power hour?
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
This girl I work with, who is 18 btw, invited me to her baby shower. Do they sell abortions in gift certificate form?
I just found out my boyfriend is cheating on me, please tell me Carl is a unisex name.
Hookup with hot guy from gym, check. Wake up to find he's peed in my closet, double check.
I officially lit my glove on fire while lighting the bong. Winter needs to end.
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
I JUST SAW A SIGN LANGUAGE CATFIGHT
They fucked on my pong table last St. Patty's and broke it. I feel like I should be hiding my new one. Would hate for a tradition to form.
When the cops pulled up I just stood flat against the fence with my hands up while yelling out,"I'm a tree!!"...
I miss her, but also fucked her ex boyfriend.... So there's that
Yeah you burned that bridge with your vagina
where will you be at 9:30 tonight?
piledriving you in your roommate's bed?
Just walked by a girl saying to her friend "honestly you coulda given me any dude and I woulda fucked him"
You should've introduced yourself
so like
i may have gotten a little bit of blood in the charging port of my phone
I just revenge puked in his shoes. This is gonna be a fun night :)
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