definition of desperate: He gave me his SC drivers license so i wouldn't forget to facebook him.
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
she actually told me to ignore the cokeheads in the corner with knives.
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
Year anniversary in a month. Think I'll just give him a COME ON MY FACE FREE card. I'm both broke and shameless.
No. If you are gonna end this, you are gonna do it right. Not by getting bombed and falling on a strange penis. That was the old you.
I like how he had to correct himself in stating that I was the fat one in the threesome.
I get hit on by the prison guards every time i go to see him. Seriously.
Well Apparently I went to piss out my window last night, woulda been ok if I opened the window or the blinds.
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
Man...I want to get monumentally fucked tonight.
No one understands the complete and utter debilitating 3 day bday bender.
Not going to lie: not even the fact I'm wearing men's cargo pants can hide the fact I have an awesome ass.
RESIST THE DICK
thats like telling me to resist drinking water. impossible.
I wore my lizzie mcguire socks to the bar last night. Because that's how i get all the ladiez
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