when im not freaking out about dying alone and unloved, i actually really enjoy being single
I was actually kinda bummed my STD test came back negative.
That would have been proof he'd slept with the stripper. Lame.
Remind me that when I'm pregnant, I should NOT post vaginal dilation updates on my facebook. Ever.
she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
dude i dnt kno how, but i think theres a tampon in my butt
She got a tattoo in memory of her cat, my attratcion to her is no more.
someone put bongwater in my humidifier again THIS NEEDS TO STOP
I don't understand how anyone could look at him and think, 'Yeah, that's a good idea.'
he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
"too many" and "free shots" never belong in the same sentence
Anything you tell me within three minutes of an orgasm isn't even being recorded in my head.
I was mid hand job and stopped me because he wanted to "connect" which meant putting his thumb in between my eyebrows and a hand over my heart and closing our eyes...
Never admit to being cold at those things. That is how you end up waking up the next morning naked under animal pelts... or so I have heard.
Dave is getting a lap dance to the venga boys
this is not a drill
he accidentally put it in my ass, i liked it but didn't tell him that and "accidentally" took his weed.
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