your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
she was so ugly that the sight of her made me shiver and then i had to play it off like a draft blew by that only i felt.
she just refered to her hymen as "the mrs"
Even if you were sober, spitters are STILL quitters, end of story.
Am i fat?
Well i wouldnt let you on top
Yo I tried to get u stoned for ur dreams by blowing weed smoke in ur face while u slept. Ur welcome.
she called for a booty call so i sent mike as my stunt double
you can't tell me you didn't shit your pants I saw them in the trash can by the bathroom.
I'm an approx 70% certain someone switched my UV Blue for Windex - just as volatile as you might think.
Doesn't matter how many times we tell him the kid's a freshman, he keeps repeating "cupcake boy shall be mine" and honestly you need to intervene
This morning he fucked me while I was brushing my teeth. So I kept brushing as he thrusted. Then I brushed his teeth with my toothbrush while he was still in me. So hygienic.
You were hitting on girls while wearing the banana suit. When they rejected you you yelled "I gotta split anyway."
Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
Just saw 4 of my students at Denny's at 4am on a Tuesday. We all pretended not to see each other, as we are all clearly tipsy and/or stoned. Class is in less than 4 hours. Either i'm getting too old for this shit or they're starting on the road to crazy-town much earlier these days.
u ever get horny for food. i ordered a bunch of crepes and its doin it 4 me
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