It made me feel like I need a reality show of my life so I could go back and watch the episodes to figure out how I got from the trunk of the car to my neighbors tree house...
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
The worst part is I think my tongue cut his penis and now he wont talk to me.
watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
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NExt question... Do i wanna sleep under my palm tree
if they reproduce, their children will be the worst quarters players ever
We had phone sex and he came in his sink. i will never eat off one of his plates again
Now that you're back together are you gonna tell him you set his stuff on fire?
We made a trail of cheez balls so we knew how to get back to te apartment.
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You'd be surprised how many calories hedonism burns.
He is just a personification of a vodka hangover.
Yes. Sex with questionable women, and made of potatoes.
We smoked before the sunrise hike. I ended up eating a banana and singing Circle of Life as the sun rose over the horizon.
What's more sad than going to Target to buy Plan B and the new Sam Smith album?
So I told him "To answer your question yes I am naked making pizza pops in your kitchen"
It feels appropriate that the wallet of my high school and college years would die at the hands of a spilled bong. Which in and of itself is a solid metaphor for those years.