When we were fucking i started barking and growling at her.. you shoulda seen her face
her orgasm sounded like a fucking walrus crying.
we have a love-hate relationship...we love having sex but hate waking up next to eachother
I got fingered by sexual harassment panda last night, by a van, I can't remember if he took off his furry panda hands...
We're going clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
What will that accomplish?
It will accomplish clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
She's the barista slut.
All i'm saying is it doesn't matter how drunk you were, at 26 years of age you should always remember to take down you pants before you shit in the toilet
U thinks that's bad? He told me that he had to envision high school wrestling in order to bust a nut with some girl
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
It is officially settled in my mind that fuck the hot grad student is THE goal this year
we just ate hash browns in a nativity scene with baby jesus
Dry heaving on campus is my new low. Also, go pats
I don't need no damn man when I have the cock-a-nator 2000.
Just because I stayed up all night betting on Australian Horse Racing doesn't mean I have a gambling program.
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
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