is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
Just figured out I can wedge my iphone between my boobs so it stands up at a perfect handsfree reading angle. Clearly somebody up there wants me to smoke this bowl while I watch my bieber videos
Acid flashbacks - fact or fiction? Have been seeing a surprising amount of sparkly shit this afternoon...
He upper decked the toilet, got himself lit on fire 6 times and lit 4 other people on fire in the course of 3 days.
yeah I'm sure your grandparents are the best but it's halloween. get a slutty costume and let's go ham.
im sure shes a lovely person but i cant be friends with someone that doesnt drink. its just not right.
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
Also I've decided that I'm buying the next friend of mine who is dumb enough to get married a live porcupine as a wedding present.
YOUR DICK HAS BEEN IN ME I DO NOT WANT TO BE SET UP TO MEET YOUR FRIENDS
I specialize in how to hang out and party with randoms after you've hooked up with them. Not in feelings.
Well I have rug burns in both armpits, somehow. So yes you should have been here
Apparently there's nothing on sonza for "giving a handjob while sunbathing"
What started out as a one night stand ended in him texting me the next day, saying he thought he was gay.
I had to dust off the condom box before she came over..
I'm her ex, so unless you're interested in her massive moral failings and open season vagina, I'm not your guy.
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