He said if I blew him first he'd last longer....if 3 minutes is lasting longer, I'm not sure the bj was worth it
It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
i have a bunch of little boys around me trying to hit on me
dont be selfish, show some boob
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
the only time i'm productive on weed is when i drink.
My cleaning lady broke my bubbler. It's awkward between us now.
Why?
Because she knows I do drugs and I know she's a clumsy bitch.
we used a swiffer mop as a stripper pole.
In preparation of Wine in the Woods next weekend, today we're hosting Straight Vodka in the Bathtub
I got to masturbate in Rome in a gorgeous hotel room. Don't try and tell me I need a boyfriend
No...this little piggys going to the bar
And then the night went full on bisexual.
went to class still drunk this morning and my professor made the class give me a round of applause and said, "see people, THIS is inspirational... if she can make it to class in this condition there is no excuse not to show up!"
He started me on Celexa. I think I feel like Bjork. Is that normal?
Like... my feet feel like little octopuses, and they want to swim to the next room.
my comprehension of H.D. Thoreau really dives after 8 beers.....
It will astound me if they ever let you graduate.
He’s got a big dick and a big ego. This could be fun
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