Seriously. Destroy her vagina. Do it like an angry baboon mating with a gentle manatee.
PS- did you die? If you did just text "dead" to me, so that I know.
Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
its 10 pm and i am cleaning vomit off the ceiling. i am nowhere near drunk enough for this to be funny.
I seriously fake cumming more than i poop.
I thought his dick was headless. then I pulled back the foreskin.
Every time a song comes on I get sad if glee has not a cover of it
I miss waking up knowing you're passed out under my bed.
no more heavy drinking durning the lady that cleans the office told me i have to emtpy my own thrash if i puke in it
Get caught with marijuana. Cop takes piece. Buy new bong. Circle of fun.
I love you more with every blowjob.
You should write for Hallmark.
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
so getting blacked out last night has made my lips so beautifully red for pictures today... and they say nothing good comes from alcohol
It's National Whipped Cream Day, prep those nips
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
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