But sometimes ur dick treats me better than u do
literally every day that goes by where he doesn't talk to me makes me more determined to get him to have sex with me
Some random slut told me I was a good dancer then gave me a handjob. I felt like fucking John Travolta.
quick, send me a pic of a fat chick eating ice cream in a bikini. no joke, no questions, just do it.
i decided i'll just settle for a gay guy who can manage to fuck me like the straight guys do. but here i go again, talking about my dream man.
Glow parties are what I live for
Your priorities in life astound me
Theme for your birthday? Beer olympics in S&M costumes? Sounds like a nice little saturday
I just sprawled out on my bedroom floor and cried while shoveling chocolate into my mouth.. I should not have Bacardi at home
P.S. It's common courtesy to let the girl your banging know if she's about to walk into the same place your girlfriend is at so she can get her poker face ready
He wanted to drink hypnotic from my butt crack. I need to move out this state.
He stopped in the middle of having sex to ask me what shampoo I use. Apparently my hair smelled good
You need a sexual gate keeper
my drivers license is super glued to my shoulder and im to hung over to get it off come and help me
She gave me a boner for the first time in 9 years.
That was my first party and they were so suprised that this little freshman girl was a FUCKING BEER PONG QUEEN.
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