He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
i'm so high that my cigarette just tasted like chef boyardee. no lie.
After we smoked, the cops questioned us but i just asked if he wanted to join our basketball team.
tonight i'm going for the "i fuck with the lights on" look
It's never too late to be topless.
as you might have guessed from my lack of texts, the herpes have calmed down.
I'm eating Doritos that I crushed up n put in a cup so I only have to chill minimally.
If a hot cougar texts u and says "back massage, blow job".... you show the fuck up.
Holy crap, church bells in Cibolo just scared the hell out of me. I'm pretty sure they were yelling sinner at me.
I think I just smoked a piece of your foot. Were u picking your feet by the weed?
A 74 year old man offered to let me sleep on his pull out couch last night.
School starts Thursday. Don't fling yourself out of the car to throw up screaming "classy" before I park this time.
It's a new year.
I remember yelling at him telling him that the strippers were "nice people."
I sprayed his whole room with my perfume and left lots of my hair on the bed. So now if he does bring her home, the bitch will know this territory is marked.
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