I was up until 12:30 making that damned grammar test for my freshmen then I caught myself running through the verb tenses when I was giving him head.
"I have sucked, I will suck, I will have suck, I am sucking..." I've never felt more like a nerdier slut than last night.
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
"Does your mom know how big your cock is?" Worst dirty talk I've ever had.
We made a late night liquor run, made margaritas and bloody marys and then retreated to opposite sides of the house to drink them. Alone.
You guys make me sad
You misspelled jealous there
I just told you I can't. My fingers are melting. I have discovered the high.
And then she apologized after the blow job for being too sick to deep throat. I'm in love..
let's just say I never want to get pulled over and have to explain to the cop why I'm wearing a false beard again.
honestly, i'm just crying in the kitchen naked and eating salsa
That's the international "my vagina is unoccupied, come talk to us" chant. You have your mission. Go.
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
we're all going for beer and wings at 7. inflate your girlfriend and bring her along too.
Need a Dr's note to excuse me from blowjobs for 3-6 weeks while my jaw heals..
not sure if actually covered in glitter or just drunk
Actually new year, new me. I haven’t had sex yet so technically I’ve been a virgin all year.
I woke up to the sound of her peeing at the end of the bed at 4am.
Randomize
