he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
the only compliment i could think of for this chick was that she looked 'moderately attractive'
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
I told him to keep his feelings in his pants because they're annoying and to just fuck me.
Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face.
Im not coming back to that place until im drunk. If I walk in there sober Ill start screaming uncontrollably. Not words, just sounds.
I was hammered helping a pregnant woman at the gas station name her unborn child. We had to try everything with two different last names because she was waiting on the results of her paternity test.
God if that man would just have sex with me every time I got mad life would be so much easier...
Yeah, we agreed, but I feel like I need at least one more ride on the bonecoaster
I just found a grey hair. On my nipple. Fuck you too, Mother Nature.
we're so committed to being not committed
I'm bleeding and intoxicated as I'm walking to my final right now. Wish me luck
So I slept with some guy last night and when I woke up in the am couldnt remember his name. I text him n asked "How do you spell your name?" to try n find out and all he replied was "With an A." WTF!?
It’s bad enough my brother slept with half of the sorority this year, but now he’s lifeguarding at the club and every divorcée and cougar in town is asking me for his number. My twin is a manwhore and I’ve become his pimp.
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