The guy dancing on me has three visible teeth. WHERE ARE YOU?
Can you believe The 5th Element didn't get best fight scene in 1997?! I'm still bitter. 12 years later.
Haha how do you remember that?
HOW COULD I FORGET?!
the girl next to me in class just threw up in a waterbottle during our exam.
turn left when you see the girl thats puking on the sidewalk. she hasnt been moving much so she makes a good street marker
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Is it bad that I was more upset about not getting the perfume he told me he had bought for me then the actual breakup?
I'm sorry, but the way we fuck, they don't make condoms strong enough not to break
oh, it's pms. I almost cried yesterday bc my roommates didn't seem perky enough when I got home.
We came back and there was a shotglass filled with what looks like blood. Come over soon, we're gonna try it out.
Apparently I was pointing at birds and yelling "YOU USED TO BE A DINOSAUR!!!"
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Aaaaand then she sang MDMA to the tune of the YMCA song, with appropriate gestures.
Absolutely. I could drink and smoke that memory away in a matter of years at my current rate.
I hate him. I fucked every one of his friends AND his fat brother and he still won't break up with me.
I'll pretend I don't know she's blind, my morals claimed the back seat in this adventure.
just call my name and ill be there, if we are puking, beating up bitches, or pickin up men, OR avoiding wierd men, so many situations require a wingman
Topless, eating sour gummies, doing a crossword, at 4 AM. TELL ME IM BEAUTIFUL!
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