i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
Maybe someone other than the mad hatter should have gone with him to the ER
He got 20 stiches.. Who knew so much damage could come from a single shopping cart.
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It finally happened. My conscience stopped working. I've never felt so free
Seriously... Things should be way more awkward... The entire female half of the bridal party INCLUDING THE BRIDE blew me in high school....
I walked down to the adult beverage store and got two bottles of jim beam and s shooter of crwon black label because we didn't have any Tylenol
Fuck that must be a crazy sunburn.
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
We all have to be good at something. Mine are writing, drinking, fucking and peer pressure.
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Maybe it's because I walked straight up to that shelf of vodka with a look of determination that said "I mean business".
I usually have to have a cart! If that doesn't say "I mean business" then I don't know what does
He's a psychology major, so instead of becoming a stripper, I'm just working out my daddy issues with him. And his cock. And spankings.
They're much more educational now btw. Don't judge.
Got stuck at my fwb place for three days because I decided sex was more important than my safety in the weather. Worth it.
when you wake up naked in a bed with glowsticks, a rolled ankle, a hangover, and a condom; alone. you wonder shit
I was so high I kept trying to flush the toilet with the light switch
Is there a subtle way to tell him he needs to hydrate? 8 years of yoga and kegels. He has no idea what I’m going to do to him this weekend
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