you keep denying me to hang out, should i take a hint?
you keep asking me after midnight, should i take a hint?
Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
he also called and said i only cheated on you 8 times but they were all trannies
and someone in the background yelling "one was fat so that counts as one and a half"
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
she was passed out on the moving sidewalks in the airport, we NEED to travel more often
I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
The fact that when I blacked in you were sober enough to kick me out of your roommates bed makes me question our friendship.
He's coming over, and I hope he doesn't get hungry. I'm sure its not proper protocol to bring one booty call to another booty call's house for the munchies.
I began mixing captain Morgan and jack daniels and called it captain jack sparrow. I puked. a lot.
They just broke the window so they could get in and smoke the taxi driver out...
You also proposed and then tried to jack me off
I'm home now if you wanna come over.
Sloane just tried to lick my eyeball. I'm going to regain my composure then I'll be there.
Man I sound like a slutty Mormon
I just want you to know you're the worst sister ever.
If this is about me and your ex, it's not my fault she doesn't like men.
Dude, someone puked in my washing machine last night, I tried turning it on to clean it...not a good idea
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