I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
i turned job hunting into a drinking game..
you announced to everyone at the bar "fuck girls. they're confusing. im gonna start having sex with boys now"
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
wanna hang out tonight and remember it?
It just hit me that I woke up to you in a bear suit. Explain.
He kept screaming "it's so seductive" while he was humping the wall
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
Tomorrow after you go to the library to look up gay porn, I'm going to come to your apartment to paint a nude portrait of you. Get pumped, plopernickle.
I just shaved my "bikini area" into a fucking pizza slice
I'll never lecture you, go get that dick baby girl make momma proud,I didn't raise no quitter
You peed in a public fountain and then felt bad so you put dish soap in it; 4 ft tall bubbles.
Sometimes I just take my boobs out of my shirt so they can get some fresh air
How did the test come back?
I've never been so happy to have a yeast infection. And i got a free pack of birth control
Spent like 2 minutes so far learning and 35 minutes in a group chat talking about big asses. Yet another Wed zoom meeting.
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