I regularly think about how cool your nickname is
he wanted me to dress up like someone from lord of the rings. I dumped him.
you were the first one he came out to and you announced it as the finale while singing karaoke at the bar
There comes a time in every girls life when she must use her boobs for good instead of evil.
Your pregnant arnt you
his mom called while we were having sex and asked if we could finish in his brothers room because her ceiling fan was about to fall on her bed
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
He was at the bottom of the stairs showering himself with the popcorn, then eating a few handfuls and running around.
well I have to shit but I'm too hungover to push, and I snorted advil so I wouldn't have to swallow it and throw up.. hungover is an understatement.
It's basically the same plan, only step one gets revised to "look hot enough that he forgets I fucked his roommate"
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
On a side note, my ex husband offered to buy me shrooms
My one night stand ended up seeing me the next morning... For my interview. Guess who got a job.
Still fucking the ballerina?
She can put her legs behind her head.
Enough said
We were totally high while having sex, I told him fast or slow, just follow your balls. That was a show stopper.
No one can touch me, I'm made of fruit.
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