Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
After the sixth shot I started to slur my pauses.
you took out flashcards at the bar and went around asking guys what totalitarianism meant.
once my pubes got caught on her snaggletooth it was all downhill from there
I'm hiding behind a bush in mens clothing next to a ducks crossing sign. There are joggers. Please hurry.
We convinced the Dj to let us play musical chairs...... I won by the way.
Im chasing shots of tequila with chocolate milk right now. by myself. its nasty, but I've had worse in tjere the past couple days, so ill take it.
Sarah's knitting me a hat as an apology for unknowingly making out with my boyfriend
I love it when he cheats on me with nice people
I'm not sure we can use safewords tho. She smokes so much she had to keep asking what the safewords was. Bondage and bongs don't mix
Right, try not to commit a felony that costs more than 4 dollars cause that's all I have in my bail jar.
Also I am throwing a blaZer over what I wore to bed and calling it an outfit.
It was one of those mornings when I wake up and feel like I have to say sorry to the whole world
I HAVE DISCOVERED LONDON AND IT FILLS ME WITH JOY
I will warn you that there is a pic of me riding a buffalo....and for the record, I was completely sober!!
You fucked him, didn’t you?
He showed up at my house with tacos, rum and a negative Covid test. Of course I fucked him. I’m just a simple girl that likes tacos, not Margaret Thatcher!
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