she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
Dude my mom stole all your condoms
he just put it in my mouth and said "go"
at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
I thouht it was time to go to sleep and suddenly I was front row on brokeback mountain
I think I left a blow job at your house. Can I come down and get it?
I gave it to your brother to give to you.
At this point, I really just need a sign in sheet for my vagina.
He told me i had to sleep under his bed. He said it would be my castle.
I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser.
I take it we used my cleavage as a pen holder last night during the graffiti party. Looks like the colours of Crayola exploded all over my chest
I have discovered my latent superpower. If a friend is dating a bi chick they will inevitably try and talk me into a threesome.
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
it's taken me 3 hours to eat this pudding cup. I think I am melting.
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
I'm trying to be celibate. I'm having me time. I'm eating cake.
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