you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
No fucking idea. Just paid for my chipotle in chocolate coins, though. Either there is a huge language barrier happening here, or my big boobs are finally paying off.
In the middle of the State of the Union, she unzipped my pants and started giving me head. I've never been so proud to be an American.
I'm laying in the fetal position on the floor of my kitchen eating potato salad with my fingers. Please come over with some real food and keep me company.
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
She sucks enough dick that I could make her mouth a legitimate Yelp location.
you took a picture of the hospital bathroom and sent it to me
YOHYFONSO!! YOU ONLY HAVE YOUR FIRST ONE NIGHT STAND ONCE!!
She waited 7 months to break out her comicon costumes. I was only mad it took her so long. I fucked an elf last night and strawberry shortcake the night before!
I took a sleeping pill while he was in the bathroom. Time for a game of how long can we bang before I fall asleep.
You are both horrible and amazing
Holy fuck where did this cat tattoo on my ass come from
Just ate Panda Express. Fortune cookie had no fortune in it. I actually prefer this. Less broken dream potential.
I like it here so far, only people are a lot less accepting of my terrible decisions and it's cramping my style
Success! We fucked roommates!
dude igloo, 4 foot bong, and 3 grams of blue dream. will you be my eskimo buddy?
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