I almost hooked up with this girl last night. she had a tattoo of a cardinal next to her cooter. said it reminded her of her grandpa
Christmas on farmville was waaaaay better than my actual Christmas.
I just took a bite of a bagel at school and it tasted like weed. If I am high for my test in 2 hours I'm gonna kick someones ass
I'll just get wasted and start throwing myself at men. Someone's bound to take the bait
In their defense you were hugging a watermelon for a good portion of the trip
judging by her collection of mens sweaters, shes fucked the entire lands end catalog.
did i send you the picture of me smiling with the magnum wrapper?
i finally decided to cut him off after he he looked me dead in the eyes and said "how have i been inside you for the past twenty minutes when my pants are still on?"
I have a third degree burn on my inner thigh from the blunt dropping on me in the car
I had to rename my dildo. I met a little kid who named his teddy bear the same name. It just felt wrong.
I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.
I can't tell if my heart is fluttering because I love him... or if it's palpitating from all the coke.
OH MY GOD YOU GUYS I JUST FOUND OUT I HAD PHONE SEX THE OTHER NIGHT
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
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