HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
after we finished he farted and said 'i've been holding that one in'
I fell off the front porch last night. Actually.. I dove. I dove off the front porch.
he clicked a button a stirrups came down from the ceiling... if I don't come home by sunday, report me.
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
just credit carded her and her mom at the same time... that drunk. get on my level
Sorry really high. We have no lighter so we're lighting the bowl with rolled up paper towels lit by candle which also lit with a rolled up paper towel that we lit with the stove eye
You'd be amazed at how difficult it is to find pics of the helicopter dick
I am very proud of your internet skills
I can't promise that. They just put an extra shot in my margarita.
Soooo we should kick it sometime when it's like light outside. Drink outta cups.. Be bitches. 7, 6, 3, 5.. 4, 2, 1... Sschhkiddaellladiieessscchk
That was awkward , having sex with her while her husband watched via Skype. I'm a porn star or a target. Idk
Pretty sure when I woke up the next morning we were still fucking. It just didn't stop.
He called me in the middle of the night to ask my shoe size. Apparently big feet would make me an unsatisfactory third for the threesome.
Quit being awkward towards me every time the group is together. They're going to figure out we're fucking.
What’s the best way to find out if he’s into anal?
I think you have the wrong number, but good luck with that
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