There's a Cowboys game and a Rangers game on at the same time...talk about Sophie's choice
They are baked and once again have spent the last 45 mins talking about opening up a world wide business called "pickle on a stick"
Its like every time I go out with you, it always involves Serbian chicks and taco bell and you always manage to get both all over my bed.
She just pulled out a chicken strip and a hundred dollar bill from her purse. This is a legit twentyfirst bday weekend.
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drunk waterpark is besst waterpark.
I figured you left because I was a shit show. Were you still there when I got locked in the bathroom and didn't know where I was? If not, that could have been a dream. I'm still not sure.
I'm covered in sharpie and the girl next to me just said something smells like fried food. Hint: it's me. Why am I in class?
That sad moment when you flush your Molly down the toilet at the airport & watch your vacation slowly end..
There are people taking shots out of a turtle shell.
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You kept trying to get the girl i brought home to hook up with you by enticing her with 12 baconnators you brought home
I have a high opinion of you, you smash bitches. Respect.
She was two things I dont understand: tall and Christian
I call him Seabiscuit because he's my trusty steed
You make me want to do things that I'm pretty sure are illegal.
You know he wants it bad when he starts going door to door for condoms.
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