4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
eric is really sick so I'm taking care of him! :(
just blow him with soup in your mouth.
1. my parents still have sex. 2. being a screamer runs in the family. 3. so much so that i can tell what number of orgasms she's on. 4.so looks like i'm stuck outside a while
I'm going to die alone in a sea of empty vodka bottles and cats.
How could you not respond to a text containing the words "goat man" ?!?
I misjudged the power of my pelvic thrusting capabilities. His nose is broken. Thoughts?
I almost bumped into a man wrapped only in a blanket at 10 am
I have a theory that years from now they will be with women who despise me because of what I trained their husbands to like.
I want morning sex. We can incorporate maple syrup into it somehow, it'll be fun
While we were having sex he asked me if I wanted to get wingstop after. I think I found my future husband.
You keep talking about hotdogs and yelling "COME ON DOWN, LET ME SEE WHAT YOU'RE WEARING"
I shit myself when I came, don't have flu sex
He's ruined me. Do you know how frustrating it is to know I'll never find another guy as tall and handsome and rich with as big of lips & booty, and cock as him who also rims and takes me on tropical vacations and buys me all the cocaine.
when i was on the highway she passed out and knocked my transmission into nuetral with her forehead...that was an experience
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