what ever happened to devon sawa?
i'm really worried about him.
she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
it was like eating out sand paper
i am devastated. she was DTF and I was about to puke, i told her to wait outside my room for a second. Puked. Passed out woke up, she was gone. Found puke stains on my keyboard that seem to spell out youporn....
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So this snow storm is NOT helpin my masturbation problem
She woke up laying on my kitchen floor, ketchup bottle as her pillow, in front of my fridge.
The djing cat is back again. I think he just makes appearances when im shit drunk just to fuck with my mind.
If we both stop thinking about your penis for just a moment, we'd realize it is important and good that you are spending quality time with your family
Let me start this apology by saying I'm sorry that I bit your penis.
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He corrected my use of grammar... I think we both know that means i have to sleep with him
SHE WON'T ROUND UP MY GRADE! I have a 79.8% I ONLY MISSED TWO CLASSES!!! ONE WHEN I GOT DRUGGED AND ONE WHEN MY CAR GOT BROKEN INTO!! I'm interculturally competent. I used to date a Italian/Cherokee Indian. I fucked a Palestinian. How much more pro-peace can you get?
Apparently getting drunk at a philanthropy event and tweeting about it is "frowned up"
I came so hard I burst a blood vessel in my eye. If i cant marry this girl, I'm gonna have to switch teams.
Giving you good advice and being naked are not mutually exclusive.
Mimosa dick, like his cousin Whiskey dick, is just as ineffective but a lot more fun to be around