And i quote: "where's y'alls from comin' in with them accents?" - from a mississipi mcdonalds
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
I think I'm going to inject the gummy vitamins with vodka
I'm glad you're using your medical degree for some good for once
Homegirl just dropped a candle on the floor major party foul. Thought it make you feel better.
Wheres my "thanks for using birth control effectively and not contributing to the downfall of society" card.
On a lighter note, my mom and I were playing scattergories, and for "things that you keep hidden" we both put dildo. Proof that we really are related.
I feel like telling him your vigina was older than him was not a good pick up line.
I'm getting kicked out of the place we're at. They don't like ketchup on their walls..
Now that makes it sound like you had sex with a guy in batman costume and you never took the mask off so you can't 100 percent be sure.
It's one PM on a Saturday and I'm sitting here drinking Jack, eating a block of cheese and playing Minecraft. Please tell me you can come drag me to a bar.
She forgot a bra so she just used seran wrap. The scary thing is, it worked.
I just gave them my two week notice. Now is the perfect time to fuck my boss's son
I can’t believe I made out with a flat earther and didn’t know about it until now!
So if my boyfriend and I hooked up with the same girl it’s not like I cheated. It’s communal.
but like who hasn’t gotten fingered at the state fair?
Randomize
