i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
i'm watching a show about a girl who died from masterbating with a carrot. A FUCKING CARROT, EMILY! YOU NEED TO BE CAREFUL!
Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
We need to start having rules for the weekends. Like no more downing 3 shots because we want to slut dance a little harder or because biggie just came on.
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Walk of Shame today included voting.
21st Birthday Idea: liquor store gift registry. Give me a promotion.
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
the guy in the stall next to me, came in, farted, laughed, and proceeded to give himself some sort of hillbilly pep talk that included the phrase "big pussy".
he broke off your car antennae to use as a walking stick before he smoked because he claimed to lack the facial strength needed to open his eyes when he's high
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While I faked being asleep, he literally prayed to God out loud, asking for forgiveness for losing his virginity before marriage.
Two drag queens are fighting over me. And yet the night is still getting weirder
Just don't let me get too drunk. At one point I pulled out my dick and pissed at that party. Like on the wall.
Had weird bad dreams about you last night. Please tell me you didn't google my real surname and that you don't go to a needle exchange.
A condom just fell out of me. Happy Tuesday.
I have only been here for a week and might contributed to a dumpster fire on accident.
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