sometimes i look at this picture of your cock before i go to sleep, there's something comforting about it
Farmville is her only friend.
craigslist faux pas number 857, just got head in a disability bus.
I'm in my boyfriends bathroom and I shit so bad, there was no toilet paper but his mom's clothes were on the floor and I wiped my butt on her underwear... now it looks like she sharted
dinner with the girl I motorboated last semester wasn't as awkward as I thought it would be
Even my Russian and Serbian roommates think I drink to much.
you know you made out with my sister while holding Ur girlfriends hand while she was puking in the toilet right
This guy just told me he wanted to bathe in bong water with me and then tried to lick my nipple through my bra. This could be love.
I swear 95% of pictures on my phone are from drunken nights I don't remember with me doing a peace sign alone in somebody's bedroom.
Are we talking about who knows if I'll get naked pictures of you with a broadsword or who knows if I'll be surprised?
Dinner at my parents is vodka, lemonade, cheese ad crackers. Why would I leave?
There may or may not be an ass shaped dent in the hood of my car. All I know is windshield wipers aren't as sturdy as you think to hold onto.
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
So I totally had sex In a teepee last night at that wedding reception.
I have no idea what to do with myself since we graduated.
I've just been napping and sexting all day.
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